Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Random things 2 - who'd have thought of that

Found these ads from a catalog at Unni's.

Some of them seriously random, created needs loh.

Massaging showerhead

Mirror with radio and clock

Glowing garden fence.
So you wouldn't get lost at night. It's just freaky loh!

Extendable tap
In case your bucket's too big, or the sink too small.

Leaf picker

Roll-out mirror

Extendable bra clasp

Vacum hose extension

Mirror to check the soles of your feet.
?!??!??!??!?

Lawn mower cover

Slip-free socks

Belt with built in money holder

Cover to keep your plants warm and toasty

Glasses for putting on make-up

Nose plug to stop the snoring

Cake cutter

foot rest

inflatable hanger

bath stool

plaster holder

jeans expander

can-opener (now this is seriously a created need loh)

holder for the sink plug



yarn dispenser, cuts it for you too!

Hair-cutting collar

Stocking-assistant

Gardening knee pads

Floor-mopping-slippers
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finally saved the best for the last!
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the Amadeus pee flask!!
(it cracked me up so much, I just had to get bcc to translate it)


No more sleepless nights!
The pee flask Amadeus saves you!
Are YOU tired of laying awake for long time after you have to get out of bed for a peeing trip ?perhaps the result was only 5 drops – but you become awake – too much awake.
The pee flask Amadeus will make your night life better – in the morning will you wake up rested, happy and full of energy! When the call of nature happens, it is only needed to lift up your blanket and bring forward the AMADEU S- in a few seconds you would have gotten rid of the excess and you can sleep on further! WONDERFUL! * (with a little training you do not even need to open your eyes!) Men have asked us often on the telephone if the opening is big enough – relax, it is more than big enough – the whole 5.5cm in diameter and the flask holds 800ml . AMADEUS is made of hygienic artificial material and will be delivered with the woman engagements (funnel) and cover that makes sure that the smell is kept inside! This is also ideal for trips , in the car and for home care needs. For men and women!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who are the deluded weirdos who ask whether the opening is big enough. Ha ha. In US I have seen this marketed to hardcore (slob) gamers who refuse to leave the computer.

My fav is the glowing fence.

If you had it on the farm, you might delude yourself on nights (that you don't feel like trudging out into the cold) that you're looking at the northern lights.

2:40 AM  
Blogger Farmer Sam said...

aiyah now rainy days no more northern lights ald. wanna trudge out in the cold, also nothing to see loh. maybe should consider getting the fence.

5:21 AM  

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