Random things 2 - who'd have thought of that
Found these ads from a catalog at Unni's.
Some of them seriously random, created needs loh.
No more sleepless nights!
The pee flask Amadeus saves you!
Are YOU tired of laying awake for long time after you have to get out of bed for a peeing trip ?perhaps the result was only 5 drops – but you become awake – too much awake.
The pee flask Amadeus will make your night life better – in the morning will you wake up rested, happy and full of energy! When the call of nature happens, it is only needed to lift up your blanket and bring forward the AMADEU S- in a few seconds you would have gotten rid of the excess and you can sleep on further! WONDERFUL! * (with a little training you do not even need to open your eyes!) Men have asked us often on the telephone if the opening is big enough – relax, it is more than big enough – the whole 5.5cm in diameter and the flask holds 800ml . AMADEUS is made of hygienic artificial material and will be delivered with the woman engagements (funnel) and cover that makes sure that the smell is kept inside! This is also ideal for trips , in the car and for home care needs. For men and women!
Some of them seriously random, created needs loh.
Massaging showerhead
Mirror with radio and clock
Glowing garden fence.
So you wouldn't get lost at night. It's just freaky loh!
Extendable tap
In case your bucket's too big, or the sink too small.
Leaf picker
Roll-out mirror
Extendable bra clasp
Vacum hose extension
Mirror to check the soles of your feet.
?!??!??!??!?
Lawn mower cover
Slip-free socks
Belt with built in money holder
Cover to keep your plants warm and toasty
Glasses for putting on make-up
Nose plug to stop the snoring
Cake cutter
foot rest
inflatable hanger
bath stool
plaster holder
jeans expander
can-opener (now this is seriously a created need loh)
holder for the sink plug
yarn dispenser, cuts it for you too!
Hair-cutting collar
Stocking-assistant
Gardening knee pads
Floor-mopping-slippers
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Mirror with radio and clock
Glowing garden fence.
So you wouldn't get lost at night. It's just freaky loh!
Extendable tap
In case your bucket's too big, or the sink too small.
Leaf picker
Roll-out mirror
Extendable bra clasp
Vacum hose extension
Mirror to check the soles of your feet.
?!??!??!??!?
Lawn mower cover
Slip-free socks
Belt with built in money holder
Cover to keep your plants warm and toasty
Glasses for putting on make-up
Nose plug to stop the snoring
Cake cutter
foot rest
inflatable hanger
bath stool
plaster holder
jeans expander
can-opener (now this is seriously a created need loh)
holder for the sink plug
yarn dispenser, cuts it for you too!
Hair-cutting collar
Stocking-assistant
Gardening knee pads
Floor-mopping-slippers
.
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.
.
finally saved the best for the last!
finally saved the best for the last!
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the Amadeus pee flask!!
(it cracked me up so much, I just had to get bcc to translate it)
(it cracked me up so much, I just had to get bcc to translate it)
No more sleepless nights!
The pee flask Amadeus saves you!
Are YOU tired of laying awake for long time after you have to get out of bed for a peeing trip ?perhaps the result was only 5 drops – but you become awake – too much awake.
The pee flask Amadeus will make your night life better – in the morning will you wake up rested, happy and full of energy! When the call of nature happens, it is only needed to lift up your blanket and bring forward the AMADEU S- in a few seconds you would have gotten rid of the excess and you can sleep on further! WONDERFUL! * (with a little training you do not even need to open your eyes!) Men have asked us often on the telephone if the opening is big enough – relax, it is more than big enough – the whole 5.5cm in diameter and the flask holds 800ml . AMADEUS is made of hygienic artificial material and will be delivered with the woman engagements (funnel) and cover that makes sure that the smell is kept inside! This is also ideal for trips , in the car and for home care needs. For men and women!
2 Comments:
Who are the deluded weirdos who ask whether the opening is big enough. Ha ha. In US I have seen this marketed to hardcore (slob) gamers who refuse to leave the computer.
My fav is the glowing fence.
If you had it on the farm, you might delude yourself on nights (that you don't feel like trudging out into the cold) that you're looking at the northern lights.
aiyah now rainy days no more northern lights ald. wanna trudge out in the cold, also nothing to see loh. maybe should consider getting the fence.
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